I’m Here to Save Your Ass Not Kiss It T-Shirt, Funny Nurse Presents

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Size Guide

Unisex Standard T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in
3XL	28 in	33 in
4XL	30 in	34 in
5XL	32 in	35 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm
3XL	71 cm	84 cm
4XL	76 cm	86 cm
5XL	81 cm	89 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

I’m Here to Save Your Ass Not Kiss It T-Shirt, Funny Nurse Presents

Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton.
Seamless twin needle 7/8" collar.
Taped neck and shoulders. Rolled forward shoulders for better fit.
Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate centre crease.

Unisex Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in	33.5 in
M	22 in	28 in	34.5 in
L	24 in	29 in	35.5 in
XL	26 in	30 in	36.5 in
2XL	28 in	31 in	37.5 in
3XL	30 in	32 in	38.5 in
4XL	32 in	33 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	51 cm	69 cm	85 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm	88 cm
L	61 cm	74 cm	90 cm
XL	66 cm	76 cm	93 cm
2XL	71 cm	79 cm	95 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm	98 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm	100 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm	103 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
Preshrunk fleece knit
Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
Pouch pocket
1 x 1 rib with spandex
Air jet yarns = softer feel and reduced pilling
Tear away label

Women's V-Neck T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	16 in	25.25 in
M	17 in	26.25 in
L	18.5 in	27.25 in
XL	19.5 in	28 in
2XL	22 in	28.5 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	41 cm	64 cm
M	43 cm	67 cm
L	47 cm	69 cm
XL	50 cm	71 cm
2XL	56 cm	72 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

153.0 G/SqM (White 144.0 G/SqM)
100% Ring Spun Cotton
In transition to 100% Combed Ring Spun Cotton
Fitted silhouette with side seam
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
1/2" mitered v-neck collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tearaway label
Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems

Unisex Sweatshirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	20 in	27 in	33.5 in
M	22 in	28 in	34.5 in
L	24 in	29 in	35.5 in
XL	26 in	30 in	36.5 in
2XL	28 in	31 in	37.5 in
3XL	30 in	32 in	38.5 in
4XL	32 in	33 in	39.5 in
5XL	34 in	34 in	40.5 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	51 cm	69 cm	85 cm
M	56 cm	71 cm	88 cm
L	61 cm	74 cm	90 cm
XL	66 cm	76 cm	93 cm
2XL	71 cm	79 cm	95 cm
3XL	76 cm	81 cm	98 cm
4XL	81 cm	84 cm	100 cm
5XL	86 cm	86 cm	103 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

1x1 rib with spandex
Air jet yarn for softer feel and reduced pilling
Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
Preshrunk fleece knit
Tear away label

Men's Long Sleeved T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	18 in	27.5 in	31.75 in
M	20 in	28.75 in	33.5 in
L	22 in	29.75 in	35.25 in
XL	24 in	30.75 in	36.75 in
2XL	26 in	32 in	38.25 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	46 cm	70 cm	81 cm
M	51 cm	73 cm	85 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm	90 cm
XL	61 cm	78 cm	93 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm	97 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Classic midweight fabric
Double-needle bottom hem
Fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
Rib cuffs
Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tear away label

Women's Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	16.5 in	25.25 in
M	17.5 in	26.25 in
L	19 in	27.25 in
XL	20 in	28 in
2XL	22.5 in	28.5 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	42 cm	64 cm
M	44 cm	67 cm
L	48 cm	69 cm
XL	51 cm	71 cm
2XL	57 cm	72 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

153.0 G/SqM (White 144.0 G/SqM)
100% Ring-Spun Cotton
Fitted silhouette with side seam
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
1 1/2" straps for S - L // 1 3/4" straps for XL & 2XL
Rib knit trim applied to neckline and armholes
Tearaway label
Twin needle bottom hem

Men's Tank Top

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	18 in	28 in
M	20 in	29 in
L	22 in	30 in
XL	24 in	31 in
2XL	26 in	32 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	46 cm	71 cm
M	51 cm	74 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	79 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Preshrunk jersey knit
Bound neck and armholes
Sideseamed
Double-needle bottom hem
Classic midweight fabric
Tear away label
See colours for exceptions

Men's V-Neck T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	18 in	27.5 in
M	20 in	28.75 in
L	22 in	29.75 in
XL	24 in	30.75 in
2XL	26 in	32 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH
S	46 cm	70 cm
M	51 cm	73 cm
L	56 cm	76 cm
XL	61 cm	78 cm
2XL	66 cm	81 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

153.0 G/SqM (White 144.0 G/SqM)
100% Ring Spun Cotton
In transition to 100% Combed Ring Spun Cotton
Eurofit - sleeker fit in shoulder and sleeve
Semi-fitted
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
1.6 cm mitered v-neck collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tearaway label
Rolled forward shoulder
Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

Women's Long Sleeved T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	16 in	25.25 in	30.25 in
M	17 in	26.25 in	31.25 in
L	18.5 in	27.25 in	32.75 in
XL	19.5 in	28 in	34.25 in
2XL	22 in	28.5 in	35.25 in

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH
S	41 cm	64 cm	77 cm
M	43 cm	67 cm	79 cm
L	47 cm	69 cm	83 cm
XL	50 cm	71 cm	87 cm
2XL	56 cm	72 cm	90 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

153.0 G/SqM (White 144.0 G/SqM)
100% Ring Spun Cotton
In transition to 100% Combed Ring Spun Cotton
Fitted silhouette with side seam
High stitch density for smoother printing surface
Seamless twin needle 1/2" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tearaway label
Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems

Kids Standard T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH	NOTE
XS	16 in	20.5 in	13.5 in	4-5 years
S	17 in	22 in	14.5 in	6-7 years
M	18 in	23.5 in	15.5 in	8-9 years
L	19 in	25 in	16.5 in	10-11 years
XL	20 in	26.5 in	17.5 in	12-13 years

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH	NOTE
XS	41 cm	52 cm	34 cm	4-5 years
S	43 cm	56 cm	37 cm	6-7 years
M	46 cm	60 cm	39 cm	8-9 years
L	48 cm	64 cm	42 cm	10-11 years
XL	51 cm	67 cm	44 cm	12-13 years

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

100% Cotton
Seamless twin needle 3/4" collar
Taped neck and shoulders
Tearaway label
Twin needle sleeve and bottom hems
Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant

Kids Pullover Hoodie

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH	NOTE
XS	16 in	19.75 in	23.5 in	4-5 years
S	17 in	21.25 in	26.5 in	6-7 years
M	18 in	22.5 in	27.75 in	8-9 years
L	19 in	24 in	30.25 in	10-11 years
XL	20 in	25.5 in	33 in	12-13 years

SIZE	CHEST WIDTH	SHIRT LENGTH	SLEEVE LENGTH	NOTE
XS	41 cm	50 cm	60 cm	4-5 years
S	43 cm	54 cm	67 cm	6-7 years
M	46 cm	57 cm	70 cm	8-9 years
L	48 cm	61 cm	77 cm	10-11 years
XL	51 cm	65 cm	84 cm	12-13 years

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Preshrunk fleece knit
Double-lined hood
Double-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs
Pouch pocket
1 x 1 rib with spandex
Air jet yarns = softer feel and reduced pilling
Tear away label
CPSIA Tracking Label Compliant

Infant Jersey T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	NOTE
6M	22-24 in	10-16 lbs	3-6M
12M	25-28 in	17-20 lbs	6-12M
18M	29-31 in	21-24 lbs	12-18M
24M	32-34 in	25-27 lbs	18-24M

SIZE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	NOTE
6M	56-61 cm	4.5-2.7 kg	3-6M
12M	63.5-71 cm	7.7-9 kg	6-12M
18M	73.7-78.7 cm	9.5-11 kg	12-18M
24M	81.2-86.4 cm	11.3-12.2 kg	18-24M

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

4.5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
Ash is 99/1; Granite Heather is 60/40; Heather is 90/10 combed ringspun cotton/polyester
Ash and White are sewn with 100% cotton thread

Toddler Cotton Jersey T-Shirt

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	NOTE
2T	25-33 in	28-30 lbs	2T
3T	36-38 in	30-33 lbs	3T
4T	39-41 in	34-39 lbs	4T
5T 6T	42-45 in	39-49 lbs	5T 6T
7T	46-49 in	39-49 lbs	7T

SIZE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	NOTE
2T	63.5-83.8 cm	12.7-13.6 kg	2T
3T	91.4-96.5 cm	13.6-15 kg	3T
4T	99-104 cm	15.4-17.7 kg	4T
5T 6T	106.7-114.3 cm	17.7-22.2 kg	5T 6T
7T	116.8-124.5 cm	17.7-22.2 kg	7T

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

5.5 oz. 100% cotton jersey
Ash is 99/1; Heather is 90/10 cotton/polyester
Ash and White are sewn with 100% cotton thread
Only Available in the USA

Infant Short Sleeve Bodysuit

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	NOTE
3M	18-21 in	5-9 lbs	New born (0-3M)
6M	22-24 in	10-16 lbs	3-6M
12M	25-28 in	17-20 lbs	6-12M
18M	29-31 in	21-24 lbs	12-18M
24M	32-34 in	25-27 lbs	18-24M

SIZE	HEIGHT	WEIGHT	NOTE
3M	45.7-53.3 cm	2.2-4.1 kg	New born (0-3M)
6M	56-61 cm	4.5-7.3 kg	3-6M
12M	63.5-71 cm	7.7-9 kg	6-12M
18M	29-31 cm	9.5-11 kg	12-18M
24M	81-86.4 cm	11.3-12.2 kg	18-24M

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

4.5 oz. 100% combed ringspun cotton fine jersey
Ash is 99/1; CVC Colors are 60/40; Heather is 90/10 combed ringspun cotton/polyester
Ash and White are sewn with 100% cotton thread

Baby Bodysuit - EU

Inches
Centimeters

SIZE	CHEST	LENGTH
3M	14.96 in	7.87 in
6M	15.75 in	8.66 in
9M	16.54 in	9.45 in
12M	17.32 in	10.24 in

SIZE	CHEST	LENGTH
3M	38 cm	20 cm
6M	40 cm	22 cm
9M	42 cm	24 cm
12M	44 cm	26 cm

Note: Allow for a tolerance level of 1 inch

Characteristics: Snap fasteners in shoulder and bottom hem
Quality: 100% cotton
Weight: 170 gsm
Sizes: 3m / 6m / 9m / 12m

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Product Detail For I’m Here to Save Your Ass Not Kiss It T-Shirt, Funny Nurse Presents

	Preshrunk t-shirt in 100% cotton. Sport Grey: 90% US Cotton / 10% Polyester. Dark Heather: 50% US Cotton / 50% Polyester.
Note	Please allow for a tolerance level of up to 1 inch. Please note that due to varying monitor and light effects, the actual color of the item may slightly differ from the images displayed.
Printing technology	DIGISOFT™ and DTG
Style	T-shirts, Hoodies, Tank Tops, Youth Tees, Kid Tees, Long Sleeve Tees, Sweatshirts, V-necks, and more.
Gender	Men, Women, Unisex, Youth, Kid
Color	Printed with different colors
Size	Various Size (From S to 5XL)
Brand	Zizzlez.com – Premium Printed Brand
Shipping from	United States, Canada, United Kingdom, Germany, Poland, Sweden, Czech Republic, Mexico, Brazil, Australia, HongKong and China

Key features:

100% cotton: This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly.
Ribbed knit collar with seam: Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
With side seams: Located along the sides, they help hold the garment’s shape longer and give it structural support.
Double needle sleeve, neck and bottom hem: Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

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Our ultimate aim is to ensure absolute satisfaction for each and every customer we serve.

*IMPORTANT TO KEEP IN MIND* There may be a slight variation in the hues you see on your screen and the actual colors of the product, due to the discrepancy between digital and printed color tones. This product is custom-made, so we kindly ask you to verify the size, color, and other specific requirements to ensure your utmost satisfaction with your purchase! You are given a 12-hour window for any cancellations post-purchase. Beyond this period, our production process commences, and it becomes impractical to halt once initiated. Ensure your ZIZZLEZ address is accurate and comprehensive. Once the order processing begins, we might not be able to accommodate changes to the shipping address. We appreciate your patronage and invite you to reach out to us if you have any queries!

Care instructions:

Machine wash at max. 30ºC/86ºF with short spin cycle, inside out with like colors.
Tumble dry: low heat.
Do not use bleach.
Do not iron.
Do not dry clean.

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Unique Gifts for Nurses: Funny and Honest T-Shirt

Honesty and Humor: “I’m Here to Save Your Ass, Not Kiss It” T-Shirt

A Lighthearted Reminder of Your Nursing Mission

A Unique and Memorable Gift for Nurses

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